Famous Yo Mama Jokes
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Yo Mama Jokes
What is a Yo Mama joke? A humorous anecdote or remark about someone mother to provoke laughter. Yo mama jokes usually included Yo mama is so fat, Yo mama is so stupid, Yo mama is so poor, Yo mama is so ugly, and many others. Back in high school the funniest jokes were jokes about Yo mama. So in the spirit of fun here are the funniest Yo mama jokes.
Top Pick Yo Mama Jokes
- Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map - By Rich Milner
- Yo mama is so poor that I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what is she doing and she said moving - By Iffath Firzana
- Yo mama is so hairy when you were born you almost died of rug-burn - By Ted M Nugent
- Yo mama is so big she tripped over McDonald and landed on Burger King - By Yvette Stokes
- Yo mama's breath is so wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole dare pack - By Alyssa Rosemond
- Yo mama is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide - by Michael Ryan
- Yo mama is like a shotgun - five cocktials and she's loaded - from Zane Powell
- Yo mama is so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door - from MJ Dennis
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind man cry! - from Gill Gill
- Yo mama is so stupid -- if she was to speak her mind, she would be speechless - By PRETTYBOY1008
- Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch - from Mr Mundotr
- Yo mama is so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone - from WVscrgrl7
Please add your funniest Yo Mama jokes to the list or comment on the jokes listed above. What was the funniest joke? - Which one was the worse? I hope this article made you laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
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Yo Mama is so UGLY that to play with the dog she has to tie a steak around her neak!!
yo mama is like a christmas tree everybody hangs there balls on her
yo mama is so fat when she jumps in the ocean all the whales came up and started singing we are family
yo mama so poor when i rung the door bell she had to lean out the window and say "ding dong"!!!
yo mamas so fat tht when she was sunbathing everyone yelled QUICK GET THE WHALE BACK IN THE WATER!!!!
yo mamas so fat god said let there be light! step aside
YOUR MAMA IS LIKE WAL-MART, ALWAYS LOW PRICES,,,,,,,always,
dude great yomama jokes but your mama so stupid she got hit by aparked car yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job applacation alright i soundnt make you cry lol just joking
I got one. Yo mama stinks so bad that she made a skunk say ''DAMN."
your momma so poor she stole free samples from the store
Yo mama so ugly she made sir mix alot not like big butts anymore
your mama so fat she has more chins than a hong kong phonebook
Yo mama so fat when she weare's high heels she causes oil spills
yo mama so fat when she takes showers her feet don't get wet
yo mamma is like a harware store ...........10 cents a screw!!!!!!!!hahahahaha!!!!!
yo mamas so fat that kids think shes a trampalene
yo mamas so fat every time she puts on tights on they bust
youre mamas so stupid she thought the toiletpaper was her scarf
your mama is lick a door nob everybody gets a turn
yo mama is lick a hen house chocks flien in and out
yo mamma is so fat there,s not even a yo mamma jock for it
yo mama so nice she offered me the hair off her back
Yo mamma is a call girl and works in a telephone booth
yo momma so fat when she jumped into a ocean a whale started singing '' we r family even know ur fatter than me .''
yo mama is so fat she started a solar eclipse
yo mama so ugly when she was born her mum said what a treasure and her dad said yea...lets bury it!!!
yo mama so stupid she got locked in the matrees store and slept on the floor
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scales it read her phone number
yo mama so dumb she took a remote to the movies
yo dad so dumb he asked her to CHANGE the channel
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "Who threw that rock?"
yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time
yo mama's so fat the last time she saw the sacle it was 900,000,000 LB.
yo mama so fat she had to turn sideways to fit in double doors..
Yo Mama So Rude She Dont Even Say Excuse Me.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "wide load"
yo mama so hairy she looks like 1 of them choubacas
yo mama so ugly when she enterd a ugly contest the judges said "sorry no profecionals"lol
Yo mama is so fat that she had to walk through the car was to take a shower
yo mama is so stupid that she thought her fluffy dog was a pillow
yo momma is so stupid that she put BBQ on BBQ chips
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE TAKES ONE STEP THERES AN EARTHQUAKE.....
yo mama stinks so bad in class, when she raise her hand everyone fainted.
yo mama so mean when someone ask to use the bathroom she whoops them with a bat.
YO MAMAS BUTT IS SO BIG THAT WHEN SHE WAS FIGHTING THE BIGGEST AND STRONGEST SUMMO WRESTLER SHE USED HER BUTT TO MAKE HIM FLY ALL THE WAY TO BEYOND PLUTO.
yo mama so fat that when she farts rosie o'donald acuses her of global warming
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
yo moma so fat--she thought gravey was a soft drink
yo moma so fat--she got to get omar the tent maker to make her dresses
yo moma so fat-- she sat on a quarter and squezzed a bugger out of washington's nose
some of you are so FUNNY
yo mommas like a lollipop everybody gets a lick "be careful who you say this to some kids get mad"
your mommas so fat she went to the store to buy a water bed they gave here a blanket and said go lay it over the ocean.
yo mama so poor she cant aford freedom
yo mama so hairy you came out as the caveman
yo mama so poor tat wen i walked in d front i was in d back yard
yo mama is so dumb that when she put two double a battery she said i got the power!!!
man this is the mess it is so funny and stupid
Yo mama is so old she sat behind jesus in kindergarten
yo mamma is so nasty she poured water in her pants to keep her crabs fresh!!!! (get it)
yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house she means around the haouse
you mama is so poor that i steped in her house and a beetle triped me a cockroch stool my wolet
you mama sooooo stupid she got the mail and said its crap (monkey crap)
yuor mama so fat she uses mattresses for tampon
your mom is like a hardware store.. 10 cents per screw...hahaha
yo mama so dumb she thought 2 packs of ciggerets is a jewish holiday
yo mama so old: i hit her on the back and her titys fell off
yo mamas house is so small:i odered a large pizza and we had to eat it out side
yo mama so stupid she tried to put m&m in alphabetical order
yo mama is so fat that she had to go to sea world to get baptized
yo mama so fat that u have 2 greese the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through LOL
yo mama is so fat that da only picture u have of her is a satalite picture
Yo momma so ugly that when she signed up for the ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death.
Yo momma so ugly, that when I throw the ugly stick, she chases it every time.
Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it never came back.
Yo momma so ugly, your grandma threw her off the roof and got charged for littering
Yo momma so stupid, that when I said "Drinks are on the house", she wnt and got a ladder
yo moma so dumb she tried to throw a rock a rock at the ground and she missed
yo mamma is so fat she cause 2012.
yo mama so fat and stupid she saw a school bus and said stop that twinkie
yo mama so fat she jusmped in the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued......
yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
yo mama so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
yo mama so fat that when she fell in love she got stuck
yo mama so stupid she takes 2 hours to watch a 1 hour movie
YO MAMA SO STUPID WEN HER DADA SAID IT WAS CHILI OUT SIDE SHE RAN OUT WIT A SPOON
yo mama so ugly every time her kids look at her kids need 2 to go 2 the drs.
some of the yo mama jokes suck like some don,t make sense
yo mama so poor thatwhen you asked for a playstation she took you to the bus station. yo mama so fat that when an earthquake it asked"is this place taken?"
ur mama's so fat i could slap her leg and ride the wave
keep up the good work
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yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said look were watching paper vue
yo mamas so fat she walked infront of the tv and i missed
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yo mama so fat! the polo on her shirt is a real man and a real horse
Yo mama so fat she goes to the desert and sells shade......
Yo mama so stupid she tried waking up a sleeping bag.
yo mama so fat the only thing she lost at jennie craig is 29.95
yo mamas so poor i saw her kickn cans down da street i said wut u doin she said movin.
Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped up in the air, she got stuck
yo momma so fat when she sat on a game cube it turned into a game boy
yo mama so fat she lost a game of hide and seek all cuz i found her behind mt everest
yo mama so stupid she tried 2 get aids by drinking kool aid
yo mama so stupid she went to Chile and said hey why there no chilli i came here to get some chilli
Yo mama so fat when she walked down the stairs everyone thought eastenders was on bum bum bum bummmdum
Here are some yo momma jokes that I have heard of. I hope that you like them!
(1) Yo momma's so fat that when she hung out her thong to dry on the clothes line, her neighbors asked where she bought her new hammock.
(2) Yo momma's so fat that she has pot-holes instead of ripples for cellulite.
(3) Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than the town bakery.
(4) Yo momma's hairs are so long that when she uses the restroom, they get stuck under the toilet seat.
yo mamma so stupid that when they told her to go get a camera she got a printer
yo mama so hairy her neighbor called animal control and said"theres a gorilla on the loose."
Yo mamas so fat they put a limit on all you can eat
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said "To Be Continued".
yo mama soo fat..she uses a refrigerator as a lunch box!!
YO MAMA IS SO HAIRY HER FREIND CALLED ANIMAL CONTROL AND SAID I FOUND BIGFOOT
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the air and made a new planet
ur mom so old evrey time she farts dust come out
yo mamas so stupid that she closed one eye to save electricity while watching the TV
yo mama so stupid she went 100km to disney land and the sign said disney land left so she went home.
yo mama is so stupid,she thought a hoe down was a hooker who slipped and fell!
omg that last one is hilarious!!! keep up the good yo mama jokes!! lol!!! heres one! yo mama so old that wen she breast feeds powder comes out!!
heres one... yo mama so fat she saw a yellow school bus filed with white kids and said RUNAWAY TWINKIE!!
yo mama so fat when she pass in front of the tv you miss 3 comercilas
your mama so old shes got jesus on speed dial
yo mamas so old when i told her to act her age she died
yo mamas so poor that people rob her house 4 practice
yo mama lips so ashy look lyk she b kissn powderd donuts
yo mama so hairy she said welcome to bush gardens
yo mama is so white she makes michael jackson look black
yo mama teeth so yellow she put the sun outta bisness
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT HER PICTURE WAS BEING TAKEN WHEN THERE WAS LIGHTNING OUTSIDE!!!
yo mama so stupid she sttole a free sample
you mama so fat when god said let there be liht she moved15 feat away
Yo mama is so poor she said I'm bringing out the good china we had to eat on paper plates
yo mamma so poor that when she was walking down the street kicking a can i guy asked what are you doing she said moving
ur momma so fat she saw a school bus coming down the street and she said stp tht twinkie
Yo mammas so ugly when she looked in the mirror her face broke
Yo mama so fat she walked into the ocean and said oops I'm in the kiddy pool.
Yo mama is so fat she was getting chased by cops and they found 700 missing people.
yo momma is so short she commited suicide of a corb
yo momma is so fat that all the restuarant in town has a
sign that say: maximium occupancy:240 patrons or yo momma
yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit sucide of a sideway
yo momma is so old she was discovered in a hitory book
that joke is so old that last time I heard it I fell off my pet dinosaur
Your Mama is like a lightbulb, even a four year old can turn her on!
yo momma is so fat that people jog around her and lose 30 pounds in one lap!
I didnt see one of my favorites as a kid. Your momma is so fat she sells shade at the beach!
Yo mamma is so fat, god said "Let there be Light" and asked her to move over!
Yo mamma is so fat, she doesnt need the internet, shes already wordwide!
(1) yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie (2)yo mama so getto when she breastfeeds kool aid comes out
funnyyyyyyyy
thank you thank you very much peoples
anybody got any yo mama jokes well I have one yo mama so fat she is bigger than a snowbank did you think that was funny?
yo mamma so dumb she thought the toilet was a water fountain and the water fountain was a toilet
that one is ok or great cant decide i guess im gonna go with great
Yo mama so fat when she standed on the scale it read to be continued
yo mam so stupid, she tried to comit suicide by jumping out the basement window!
yo mama so stupid he ran around her bed to catch some sleep.
yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean it makes a tsunami that lasts for 2,000,000,000,000 miles
Yo Mama Teeth So Yellow Dat When God Said Let There Be Light! She started smiling.
Yo mamma so fat the scientist thought they discovered a new planet
your mama is so stupid she got shot in a shoot out
your mama is so stupid she failed a servay
Yo mama is so fat that when she picked up her baby boy, he sinked into her chest
Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared
yo mama so dumb, she fell up the stairs
Your mamma is so hairy she looked like she had bob marley in a headlock! :)
im only 8 but those are so funny i could proubly rember
it tell chistmas.oh and yo mama is so funny a person can
lagh till they die.
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor...
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and straved...
Yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle...
xD
Yo Momma So Stupid She Thought A Quarter Back Was A Refund !
yo mama so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed.
yo mama is so dumb that she sat on a rainbow and she made skittles :)
hahahahahahahhahahaah
Yo mama is like a strobe light turn her on and she flashs u
Yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles came out flyin
Yo mama is so fat she lay'd on the beach and every one started yelling free willy!
manish_kapoor 4 years ago
Hey, you have got really good collection of yo mama jokes. Very enjoyable and funny. Keep up the good work of making people laugh.